Anyway, I still say she should be trying to get on as "Your Grandma", and drop all those other names. That'd be a sure winner. For example, here is what the ballot might look like:
- Richard "Kinky" Friedman (Independent)
- Rick "Guv'nah" Perry (Republican)
- Chris "
[null]" Bell (Democrat)
- Your Grandma (Independent)
How would you vote? (I would vote for Bell, despite the null, but this is about you.)
Charles Kuffner has more. As does SuperWow at PinkDome.