Granny Slap-Suit

According to the Houston Chronicle, Texas Comptroller and independent candidate for Texas governor Carole Keeton Strayhorn is suing the Texas Secretary of State... again... to be called "Grandma" on the ballot. Is it just me, or have we all had enough of Granny Slap-Suit? Bring back One Tough Grandma. She was peppy.

Anyway, I still say she should be trying to get on as "Your Grandma", and drop all those other names. That'd be a sure winner. For example, here is what the ballot might look like:

• Richard "Kinky" Friedman (Independent)
  
• Rick "Guv'nah" Perry (Republican)
  
• Chris "[null]" Bell (Democrat)
  
• Your Grandma (Independent)

How would you vote? (I would vote for Bell, despite the null, but this is about you.)

Charles Kuffner has more. As does SuperWow at PinkDome.