Cute Endorsements

I think Boyd Richie, candidate for Texas Democratic Party Chair, must have forgotten to carbon copy me on his latest round of endorsements. I hear it was quite the list. Verissa the angora bunny, Princess Stephanie the adorable kitten, and San Angelo Canine-America activist Muffin have all endorsed Boyd Richie for TDP Chair. But in what must be a blow to the Richie campaign, Teeny Tiny Tortie McTortlesons has declined to endorse.



I hear Richie had been counting on his support at the convention. Glen Maxey's campaign appears to have sensed an opening with McTortlesons' anouncement and issued a series of man-on-the-street endorsements. Meanwhile, Verissa's ne'er-do-well half-sister Fluffitude had this to say in an interview with Texas Monthly:

"Verissa has really let me down. Verissa will endorse whoever brings the carrot, know what I'm saying? And I hear the Richie campaign has been sneaking her shipments of carrots and parsnips in unmarked red wagons for weeks. Now that Princess Stephanie on the other hand... she's just so cute I think I'm going to have to endorse Richie too."